Icons Lynx and Marmite Team Up To Produce Social Distancing Stink

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2020 is already the most unpredictable and unsettling year anyone can remember for obvious reasons.

Now some bright spark feels the world needs a combination of lynx and ….. marmite!

A new toiletry range is available. The breakfast legend has lent its iconic love it or hate it smell to a new range that’s on sale now.

The marketing blurb says that the new fragrance contains “aromatic notes of lavandin, white moss, and green herbs, along with woody profiles of creamy sandalwood and cedarwood – unexpectedly met with a salty punch of Marmite.” More like drying effluent we reckon.