Viennese Brothel Offers Customers ‘Services’ In Exchange For Coronavirus Jab

Funpalast Vienna

A brothel in the Austrian capital of Vienna has come up a novel way of incentivising punters to get the coronavirus vaccine — by offering them a free fling with a prostitute of their choosing IF they get immunised!

Fun Palast in Vienna, told Reuters of its new initiative, developed in response to a recent government mandate barring the unvaccinated from restaurants and indoor areas amid an infection spike last week.

Fun Palast is offering the COVID jab every Monday from 4 pm to 10 pm until the end of November.

Bottom line is that anyone (men) who get inoculated on-site will be gifted a free 30-minute session in the skin merchant’s VIP club with the “lady of their choice.”

Many men, very many men with a migration background, virtually refuse vaccination or don’t even know that you can be vaccinated,” lamented Fun Palast manager Peter Laskaris.

And since we are actually reaching this target group, we decided to set up a vaccination street here.”

Boys as young as 14 are reportedly allowed access to the clinic, provided they have an adult with them, while women are also being encouraged to head for a coronavirus shot.

Business has skyrocketed following their clever skin-centive program. Mr Laskaris said “Since the 2G rule has been in place, there has been a real rush to get vaccinated, we have had a lot of people come in today to get vaccinated.”

Currently, only 63% of Austrians have received the jab, but thanks in part to the new 2G restrictions, doctors have already administered 213,000 coronavirus jabs this week — the highest number since early August according to local reports.